It was 2 weeks til Christmas, and all through our town, Christmas spirits were up- but about to come down. In the morning we saw, in each home, on each lawn: all the trees, all the lights, all the snow was all gone. No snow for snowball fights. No snow for snowmen. No trees or Christmas lights or wrapped up gifts below them! A meeting was called in our town on the square to read the strangest of ransom notes that someone found there. "I've taken your trees, your snow and your lights!" signed The Wizard, "You can't stop me, try though you might!" Our town cried out, "What can we do? Where's all our Christmas joy been?" So we resolved to find that evil Wizard and destroy him. No snow for snowball fights. No snow for snowmen. No trees or Christmas lights or wrapped up gifts below them! We loaded the van with our gear late at night to seek out the Wizard, prepared for a fight. We found him asleep in his fortress of stone. Kris plugged in his bass, "Let's see if anyone's home." He pancaked the door slapping riffs tight, but hectic. DJ, as always, had tone that was epic. K: "I'm trying to shred, either comp or stop playing." D: "I know bro, but check out this crazy sustain!" The Wizard woke up in a flash, "Who dares disturb my slumber?! Also, please explain these crazy groupings!" Us: "Andy's the drummer!" No snow for snowball fights. No snow for snowmen. No trees or Christmas lights or wrapped up gifts below them! We stood outside, dumbfounded, wracking our brains. Though Kris shredded away the Wizard felt no pain. The Wizard bore down; there was no time to run. After 15 long years were we finally done? We had to take action or we'd surely be dead. We realized we had to play together instead. So DJ played chords and Kris sang his lyrics; the Wizard winced and fell back from the strength of our Christmas spirit! All we had to do was work together all along. We finished that Wizard off with the riff from "Casino Song!" When we got back home, the sun would soon rise. When we saw it we could hardly contain our surprise. The lights were back up, there was snow on the ground. Christmas spirit had finally returned to our town! Now theres snow for snowball fights. Now there's snow for snowmen. Now there's trees and Christmas lights and wrapped up gifts below them. Christmas would come with plenty of gifts; it's Christmas if there's none at all. It's Christmas as long as you're with your family and friends- that's the meaning after all. Christmas would come without and snow; Christmas would come in a blizzard. It's Christmas as long as you're with your family and friends- and also, we killed a Wizard!